jokes

Jokes for u! Enjoy…….

 

1.Ek fauji ki biwi stairs se upad chad rahi thi…

what will u say t o her???

… Chadti jawani…

2. 

Aadmi o bhai tumhare samose mein se ladki ka baal nikla he samosa wala: abe to kya 5RS k samose me puri ladki niklegi?

3.

Aadmi bade mood se: waiter ek sexy chai pilao..,waiter replies, humare yahan gaaye ka doodh aata hai bipasha basu ka nahi

4.A 6yr old boy on phone:My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to School today.

Teacher: Who is this?

Boy:This is My Father speaking!

5.

Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
Wife: Woh kya?
Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

6.

1 Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghar Gaya..
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai

Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Nahì- BaS YE
saamne k 2 Dant To Main Waise ßhi Nikalwane Wala Tha

7.

Patani(Pati se) : Aap mujhe mera naam lekar mat pukara karen.
is se bachche bhi mera naam lekar pukarate hain.
Pati(Gusse se) : To kya main bhi tumhen bachcho ki tarah mummy kahakar pukarun?

8.

Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world.
It works 24 hrs a day.
365 days in a year.
But
It stops only when
* U enter in examination hall
Or
* U get married!

9.

Wife:Me ne apki
Birth-day pr itni mehngi chez li ha k ap dekhte hi khush ho jaogy
Hsbnd: shukar ha tumhe mera b khyal aya..Dikhao
wife:ma abi pehn k ati hn.